If you can fake that, you've got it made.” - Groucho Marx “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing.Tact is for those who aren’t funny enough for sarcasm.If you have to go around telling people how awesome you are, there's a pretty good chance that you're the only one who actually thinks so.If you don't know who it is that everyone in the family complains about, it's probably you.Perhaps you would benefit from adult supervision.No one is as smart as you think you are.You've perfected overthinking as an art form.There are too many witnesses for me to tell you what I really think.If I cared, I would have listened the first time. If you don't want me to tell you what I really think, you'd best refrain from asking for my opinion.This will go much faster if you just accept that I am right.No one looks like their profile picture.Don't act like I'm a character in your reality show.“Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” - Tom Stoppard.“All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.” - Sean O'Casey.“There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.” - Lawrence Welk.“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” - George Carlin."Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart." – Ross Perot."Life is like a box of chocolates." - Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump by Winston Groom.Smile while you still have teeth." - Anonymous Your life is your story you can write out any characters who aren't enhancing the plot.There's nothing like a little alone time to make you appreciate your own company.It's amazing how many people have developed shockingly blue eyes since Facebook filters were invented.If your carriage turns into a pumpkin, call an Uber.If you're around someone who sucks all the air out of the room, go to another room.That's a life lesson I could have done without.Whatever you do in life, do it with enthusiasm.There's no need to turn on the heat at the family reunion the room will be full of hot air.Pets: the family members you get to choose.Life is like homemade ice cream: sweet and seasonal.The list below begins with original quotes followed by some from public figures. Hit the share button if you liked our Wisdom Quotes About Life.Looking for a funny quote or saying to reflect the humor that underlies many facets of life? From life's many lessons, struggles and joys to the always interesting realities of life, you might find the perfect words in these funny life quotes, including some on the topic of family. You have to love yourself for what you are or no one else will. Start being nicer to yourself – If you had a friend who talks to you the way you sometimes talk to yourself, would you let him continue to be your friend? The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.Appreciate the world for the beauty it possesses, right now. Learn to be here and now and experience life as it unfolds. Stop thinking about what happened or didn’t happen in the past. So stop thinking about how things will turn out in the future. Now is the only moment that no one can take away from you. Begin to be aware of the present and live in it – The present moment is a miracle.When you meet your needs, you will be far more able to help those who need your help. Remember, it is possible to take care of your needs and at the same time take care of the people around you. If you don’t value yourself enough and don’t stand up for yourself, that’s how you sabotage yourself. Start putting your luck first – Your needs matter.Those centimeters count and in the long run they turn into meters and kilometers. The secret lies in the small steps that lead in the right direction, inch by inch. Do what you can, when you can, and admit to yourself what you have done. Problems will not go away until you do something. Start facing your problems – It is not what determines you that matters, but the way you react to them.They make you alive and not only accept you as you are, but also unconditionally accept and embody what you want to become. Start spending time with the right people – These are the people you enjoy, who encourage you to progress in healthy and exciting ways.Some rules are worth following, and happiness is hidden in the unwritten ones! The next 5 things everyone can, and must do if they want to live a good life It shapes humans from a very early age | Oliver Sacks
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